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Jan. 23rd, 2012 11:45 pmThese are samples of the pictures hung in the women's bathroom at the restaurant where I had lunch today.
( Not exactly safe for work, I suppose )
( Not exactly safe for work, I suppose )
You guys are wonderful and sussed out each of my pairings in the pairing meme! For those that guessed pairings and gave me prompts, I have been studiously working on writing drabbles. Damn, I missed writing. Clearly I need to ignore the towering mound of schoolwork in favor of screwing around more often, right? Right.
Without further ado, I give you:
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shagungu
Prompt: Sherlock/John, and the skull
( The Voyeur; Sherlock, Sherlock/John, R )
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Forlauriegilbert
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy, telephone (See link for a description of the children's game "telephone" if you are unfamiliar with it)
( Less Funny In Space; STXI, Kirk/McCoy, PG )
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Foramor_remanet
Prompt: Kurt and Santana, either a tag to the latest episode [3x06] (for the angst or hurt/comfort), or something sweet and friendship-flavored
( I'm Glad We Had This Talk; Glee, Kurt & Santana (implied Kurt/Blaine and Santana/Brittany), PG-13 )
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Yes, I am aware that it's been a while. Thoughts are appreciated :)
Without further ado, I give you:
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shagunguPrompt: Sherlock/John, and the skull
( The Voyeur; Sherlock, Sherlock/John, R )
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lauriegilbertPrompt: Kirk/McCoy, telephone (See link for a description of the children's game "telephone" if you are unfamiliar with it)
( Less Funny In Space; STXI, Kirk/McCoy, PG )
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amor_remanetPrompt: Kurt and Santana, either a tag to the latest episode [3x06] (for the angst or hurt/comfort), or something sweet and friendship-flavored
( I'm Glad We Had This Talk; Glee, Kurt & Santana (implied Kurt/Blaine and Santana/Brittany), PG-13 )
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Yes, I am aware that it's been a while. Thoughts are appreciated :)
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I do not have (many) words.
Jul. 18th, 2011 07:21 pmI feel the need to preface this by saying that I cannot stand Rebecca Black's song "Friday". I feel like I get noticeably dumber every time I hear the part where she lists off the order of the days of the week to us all, especially.
That aside, a friend posted this on facebook and I could not help but click on it because, really? Harry Potter and "Friday"? How could this possible be?
That aside, a friend posted this on facebook and I could not help but click on it because, really? Harry Potter and "Friday"? How could this possible be?
Title: Pirate Code
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~950
Warnings: Sex, language, ridiculousness, a touch of roleplaying
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. Much to their relief, I'd imagine.
Summary: Jim's teasing Bones about the beard backfires on him. Or does it?
A/N: Inspired by the Semiweeklhy Man-on-man post here at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
jim_and_bones. I don't know what got into me. It was late. Apparently in my mind that is when the pirates come out to play with the plot bunnies. Who were actually porn bunnies in disguise. I don't even know, people.
( Pirate Code )
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~950
Warnings: Sex, language, ridiculousness, a touch of roleplaying
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. Much to their relief, I'd imagine.
Summary: Jim's teasing Bones about the beard backfires on him. Or does it?
A/N: Inspired by the Semiweeklhy Man-on-man post here at
jim_and_bones. I don't know what got into me. It was late. Apparently in my mind that is when the pirates come out to play with the plot bunnies. Who were actually porn bunnies in disguise. I don't even know, people.Tags:
- fanfiction,
- humor,
- kirk,
- kirk/mccoy,
- mccoy,
- prompt,
- romance,
- silly,
- smut,
- star trek
Title: Chocolate Digestives and Sibling Rivalry
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Mycroft/John
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~900
Warnings: Sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock nor profit from this fanwork
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft argue. Not surprising. Mycroft's method of dealing with Sherlock's taunts, however, is.
A/N: Written for the followingsherlockbbc_fic prompt: Mycroft distracts himself from hunger with sex. I did stray from the prompt a bit, though. Unbetaed/britpicked.
( Chocolate Digestives and Sibling Rivalry )
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Mycroft/John
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~900
Warnings: Sexual situations
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock nor profit from this fanwork
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft argue. Not surprising. Mycroft's method of dealing with Sherlock's taunts, however, is.
A/N: Written for the following
sherlockbbc_fic prompt: Mycroft distracts himself from hunger with sex. I did stray from the prompt a bit, though. Unbetaed/britpicked.Tags:
Title: Pen to Paper
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2200
Warnings: Language, sexual references
Disclaimer: I neither own Sherlock, nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Sometimes Sherlock needs help in certain areas... like that of the entirety of social interaction. Fortunately, he has friends, family, and insane archenemies willing to offer their assistance.
A/N: This is a spruced up version of a kink meme fill for the prompt: 5 times someone wrote a letter of apology on Sherlock's behalf +1 time he wrote one on behalf of someone. Many thanks to my supportive and entertaining beta and britpickerdltoro.
( Pen to Paper )
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2200
Warnings: Language, sexual references
Disclaimer: I neither own Sherlock, nor profit from this fanwork.
Summary: Sometimes Sherlock needs help in certain areas... like that of the entirety of social interaction. Fortunately, he has friends, family, and insane archenemies willing to offer their assistance.
A/N: This is a spruced up version of a kink meme fill for the prompt: 5 times someone wrote a letter of apology on Sherlock's behalf +1 time he wrote one on behalf of someone. Many thanks to my supportive and entertaining beta and britpicker
dltoro.Sunday's Bingo B2S
Mar. 7th, 2011 08:05 pmPrompt: Scotty - Vibration
( In Equal Measure; Scotty & the Enterprise, G )
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Prompt: Gaila - Brownies
( The Perils of Cultural (In)Sensitivity; Spock/Uhura, Gaila, PG-13 )
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( Also: food! )
( In Equal Measure; Scotty & the Enterprise, G )
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Prompt: Gaila - Brownies
( The Perils of Cultural (In)Sensitivity; Spock/Uhura, Gaila, PG-13 )
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( Also: food! )
Title: What Would I Do Without You?
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for ast_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.
( What Would I Do Without You? )
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Ridiculousness, self-inflicted sex injuries, Jim high on painkillers while Bones fixes him up.
Disclaimer: Star trek is not mine. Much to their relief, I imagine.
Summary: Jim's self-inflicted sex injury requires treatment from Bones. No, that wasn't a euphemism, sadly.
A/N: Written for a
st_xi_kink_meme prompt: "True love is when a guy helps you sew up your torn asshole." Let's have this with Kirk/McCoy. Find a way to make it fluffy, and you will be my new god. Cracky sort of premise with a touch of h/c and romance thrown in for good measure.( What Would I Do Without You? )
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Title: At Least It's Not a Raptor
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cracky premise, ridiculousness, hyposprays, alien-spore-induced hallucinations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine, but borrowed with love and appreciation.
Summary: After a run-in with hallucinogenic spores, Jim's roaming the ship, armed, and hunting dinosaurs. Bones is... wondering how this can possibly be his life.
A/N: Written for abuckleup_meme prompt: Jim: So you're not going to help me catch this pterodactyl then? AOS. Any context. Any response. Actual pterodactyl optional.. No actual dinosaurs or starship captains were injured in the making of this story. One was embarrassed, however he's getting used to that.
( At Least It's Not a Raptor )
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cracky premise, ridiculousness, hyposprays, alien-spore-induced hallucinations
Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine, but borrowed with love and appreciation.
Summary: After a run-in with hallucinogenic spores, Jim's roaming the ship, armed, and hunting dinosaurs. Bones is... wondering how this can possibly be his life.
A/N: Written for a
buckleup_meme prompt: Jim: So you're not going to help me catch this pterodactyl then? AOS. Any context. Any response. Actual pterodactyl optional.. No actual dinosaurs or starship captains were injured in the making of this story. One was embarrassed, however he's getting used to that.( At Least It's Not a Raptor )
Bridge2sickbay ficlets from 1/23/11
Jan. 25th, 2011 07:00 pmThe format for this week's bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:
Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
( Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )
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Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
( Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Mulan
( Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
( Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )
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Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
( A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )
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Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
( High Noon, Gen, PG )
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Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
( Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Gangsters
( An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )
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bridge2sickbay was a bingo card. Two, actually. By the end of the fest we'd completed one full-card bingo and much of the second. Here are my contributions:Prompt: Kirk - I got ya
( Best Man, Kirk, Spock/Uhura, PG )
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Prompt: McCoy - Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
( Things to Come, Gen, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Mulan
( Big Damn Heroines, Gen, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Cupcake – Cupcakes
( Cupcakes for Cupcake, Gen, PG )
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Prompt: Does anyone remember when we were explorers?
( A Better Way To Debrief, Ensemble, PG )
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Prompt: The Quick and the Dead
( High Noon, Gen, PG )
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Prompt: Scotty - Mechaphilia
( Protecting His Girl, Scotty/Enterprise, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Gangsters
( An Offer You Cannot Refuse, Mirror, Gen, PG )
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Bridge2sickbay ficlets from 1/9/11
Jan. 10th, 2011 08:58 pmThis week's theme was: idioms!
Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Water under the bridge
( The Cure for Pessimism, Scotty/Gaila, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Sly as a fox
( Direct Approach, Kirk/Gaila/McCoy, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Kirk, Chekov - Your guess is as good as mine
( Unintended Exposure, Kirk/Chekov, PG-13 )
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In other news, I think my porn muse is broken :(
In other, other news, I'm back at work and exhausted. Work blew up while I was away. Woe. Does make the day less draggy though, I suppose.
Prompt: Scotty, Gaila - Water under the bridge
( The Cure for Pessimism, Scotty/Gaila, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Sly as a fox
( Direct Approach, Kirk/Gaila/McCoy, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Kirk, Chekov - Your guess is as good as mine
( Unintended Exposure, Kirk/Chekov, PG-13 )
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In other news, I think my porn muse is broken :(
In other, other news, I'm back at work and exhausted. Work blew up while I was away. Woe. Does make the day less draggy though, I suppose.
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Bridge2sickbay ficlets from 1/2/11
Jan. 2nd, 2011 11:15 pmThis week's theme was: New
Prompt: Kirk, McCoy – New sensation
( Succumb; Kirk/McCoy, NC-17 )
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Prompt: Archer, Pike - (Old dog,) new tricks
( Wisdom of the Ages; Archer, Pike, PG-13 )
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Prompt: McCoy, Joanna - New baby
( The Facts of Life; Krik/McCoy, Joanna, PG, warnings: vague references to mpreg )
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Prompt: McCoy, Uhura – New language
( He Speaks Volumes; McCoy, Uhura, PG )
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Prompt: Spock, Uhura - New addition
( Value Beyond the Scientific; Spock/Uhura, PG-13, warning: references to labor/childbirth )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy, Joanna - New boyfriend
( Slight Overreaction; Kirk, Ensemble, Joanna, PG )
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Prompt: Spock, Amanda - New season
( The Logic of Snow; Amanda, Spock, G )
In other news, I have a mild fever. I haven't had a fever (that I've known about) in a very long time. I disapprove :(
Prompt: Kirk, McCoy – New sensation
( Succumb; Kirk/McCoy, NC-17 )
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Prompt: Archer, Pike - (Old dog,) new tricks
( Wisdom of the Ages; Archer, Pike, PG-13 )
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Prompt: McCoy, Joanna - New baby
( The Facts of Life; Krik/McCoy, Joanna, PG, warnings: vague references to mpreg )
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Prompt: McCoy, Uhura – New language
( He Speaks Volumes; McCoy, Uhura, PG )
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Prompt: Spock, Uhura - New addition
( Value Beyond the Scientific; Spock/Uhura, PG-13, warning: references to labor/childbirth )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy, Joanna - New boyfriend
( Slight Overreaction; Kirk, Ensemble, Joanna, PG )
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Prompt: Spock, Amanda - New season
( The Logic of Snow; Amanda, Spock, G )
In other news, I have a mild fever. I haven't had a fever (that I've known about) in a very long time. I disapprove :(
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I could hardly leave Pike out of the mistletoe fun, could I? The following is a scene that didn't make it into the final version of Blame Botany, but that I really rather like anyways. And so I am sharing it here...
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( Given that the Enterprise had to regularly send reports back to Starfleet Command, Jim figured it was inevitable that the mistletoe antics would eventually be noticed and questioned. )
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( Given that the Enterprise had to regularly send reports back to Starfleet Command, Jim figured it was inevitable that the mistletoe antics would eventually be noticed and questioned. )
Title: Blame Botany
Author:exiled_mind
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, background Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Gaila, Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual references, ridiculousness
Word Count: ~4300
Prompt: ″First Winter Holiday Season on the Enterprise - mistletoe wackiness″
Summary: Mistletoe shenanigans aboard the Enterprise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, much to my chagrin.
Author's Note: Written for thespace_wrapped 2010 fest. Many thanks to my wonderful and lightning fast beta reader lauriegilbert. ETA: There is also an extra scene from this fic featuring a bit of Pike/Number One that can be found here.
( Blame Botany )
Happy Holidays and a Joyful New Year :-D
Author:
exiled_mindPairing: Kirk/McCoy, background Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Gaila, Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual references, ridiculousness
Word Count: ~4300
Prompt: ″First Winter Holiday Season on the Enterprise - mistletoe wackiness″
Summary: Mistletoe shenanigans aboard the Enterprise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, much to my chagrin.
Author's Note: Written for the
space_wrapped 2010 fest. Many thanks to my wonderful and lightning fast beta reader lauriegilbert. ETA: There is also an extra scene from this fic featuring a bit of Pike/Number One that can be found here.( Blame Botany )
Happy Holidays and a Joyful New Year :-D
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I plan on mostly just relaxing today (and not just because I have a sore throat and am currently thinking "please don't get sick" thoughts. This is my year to work Christmas Eve and Christmas, so I want to enjoy myself today). I think I'll likely sleep at my parents house, so I can plan on watching movies until late and drinking wine (hmmm, should I take cold medicine and avoid alcohol tonight or skip the meds and enjoy my Reisling?) and catching up with my sister before she goes back to school.
I should be doing a few things like finding cold medicine (just in case), cleaning up a bit, or cooking tasty things. Instead I'm writing porny humor. Or silly porn. Either way works, I suppose. Ummm, Happy Thanksgiving?
Title: Dirtside
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~600
Warnings: Sexual situations, vague(ish) references to rimming
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim teaches Leonard to appreciate the value of a nice picnic. Using oral sex. What? He's persuasive.
A/N: Inspired by a photo from thejim_and_bones semi-weekly man-on-man post.
( Dirtside )
I should be doing a few things like finding cold medicine (just in case), cleaning up a bit, or cooking tasty things. Instead I'm writing porny humor. Or silly porn. Either way works, I suppose. Ummm, Happy Thanksgiving?
Title: Dirtside
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~600
Warnings: Sexual situations, vague(ish) references to rimming
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim teaches Leonard to appreciate the value of a nice picnic. Using oral sex. What? He's persuasive.
A/N: Inspired by a photo from the
jim_and_bones semi-weekly man-on-man post.( Dirtside )
Bridge2sickbay ficlets from 11/14/10
Nov. 15th, 2010 09:44 pmTired, no time for proper intro.
This week's theme was: transportation.
Original Prompt: Spock Prime, Kirk, McCoy - Stargate
But since my reading comprehension was apparently crap yesterday, I misread it as: Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock - Stargate
( Never Change, Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock, G )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Airplane
( Joining the Club, Kirk/McCoy, R )
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Prompt: Pike, Number One - Chocobo
( Damned Birds, Pike, One, PG )
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Prompt: Sarek, Amanda, Spock - Vulcan version of a sports car
( Practical, Sarek/Amanda, PG-13 )
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This week's theme was: transportation.
Original Prompt: Spock Prime, Kirk, McCoy - Stargate
But since my reading comprehension was apparently crap yesterday, I misread it as: Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock - Stargate
( Never Change, Spock Prime, Kirk, Spock, G )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Airplane
( Joining the Club, Kirk/McCoy, R )
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Prompt: Pike, Number One - Chocobo
( Damned Birds, Pike, One, PG )
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Prompt: Sarek, Amanda, Spock - Vulcan version of a sports car
( Practical, Sarek/Amanda, PG-13 )
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Title: Sweet Addiction
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1050
Warnings: Language, mild sexual references
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim wants Bones. Bones wants coffee. The romance is clearly gone.
A/N: A silly little fic inspired by a recent photo injim_and_bones featuring two men holding coffee cups and kissing.
( Sweet Addiction )
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1050
Warnings: Language, mild sexual references
Disclaimer: Star Trek is sadly not mine.
Summary: Jim wants Bones. Bones wants coffee. The romance is clearly gone.
A/N: A silly little fic inspired by a recent photo in
jim_and_bones featuring two men holding coffee cups and kissing.( Sweet Addiction )
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So I decided that finishing this and baking cookies would cheer me up. It helped.
Title: The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2500 words
Warnings: Mild sexual references, language, coerced public kissing, ridiculousness
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine, merely borrowed.
Summary: Seven kisses Jim and Leonard had to perform in public and one that was in private, and simply for themselves.
A/N: Written from a prompt fromjim_and_bones featuring two pictures of kissing. I'm considering this fic a loosely-connected sequel to Just Warming Up, a previous Kirk and McCoy kissing fic. Also, a cookie to anyone who catches the LARP reference, unsubtle though it may be.
( The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones )
Title: The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2500 words
Warnings: Mild sexual references, language, coerced public kissing, ridiculousness
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine, merely borrowed.
Summary: Seven kisses Jim and Leonard had to perform in public and one that was in private, and simply for themselves.
A/N: Written from a prompt from
jim_and_bones featuring two pictures of kissing. I'm considering this fic a loosely-connected sequel to Just Warming Up, a previous Kirk and McCoy kissing fic. Also, a cookie to anyone who catches the LARP reference, unsubtle though it may be.( The Many Kisses of Jim and Bones )
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bridge2sickbay drabbles from 9/26/10
Sep. 27th, 2010 01:23 pmThe theme this week was office supplies.
Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Desk Lamp
( Consequences, Kirk/McCoy, R )
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Prompt: Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Gaila - Office chairs
( Flexible, Kirk, Scott, Gaila/Chekov, PG-13R )
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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Ledger
( Keeping Track of You, Gaila/Kirk, R )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Rubber Bands
( Snap, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Spock, Uhura - Calendar
warnings for references to difficulty in conceiving
( The Fourth Day, Spock/Uhura, PG )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Desk Lamp
( Consequences, Kirk/McCoy, R )
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Prompt: Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Gaila - Office chairs
( Flexible, Kirk, Scott, Gaila/Chekov, PG-13R )
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Prompt: Kirk, Gaila - Ledger
( Keeping Track of You, Gaila/Kirk, R )
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Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Rubber Bands
( Snap, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13 )
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Prompt: Spock, Uhura - Calendar
warnings for references to difficulty in conceiving
( The Fourth Day, Spock/Uhura, PG )
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